Nintendo Heroes

Where have all the Pokés gone
And where are all the Toads
Where's the bounty hunter Aran
To fight all those metroids

Isn't there an Italian knight
Upon his Yoshi steed
Tell me where is Kirby
To bring down Dedede

Nintendo heroes
They only have one purpose
In their lives
They'll train all the way
And get all the upgrades
Ready for their nemesis to arise

Nintendo heroes
They'll keep on fighting
'Till they've lost all their lives
They've gotta be cool
Or they've gotta be cute
To get their own franchise

Somewhere in the twilight
Or maybe in a dream
I was rescued by the hero
Who's always dressed in green

With Pikachu's thunder
Or an entire Airwing fleet
It's gonna take a red winged cap
To sweep me off my feet

Nintendo heroes
They only have one purpose
In their lives
They'll train all the way
And get all the upgrades
Ready for their nemesis to arise

Nintendo heroes
They'll keep on fighting
'Till they've lost all their lives
They've gotta be cool
Or they've gotta be cute
To get their own franchise

Starting off from noble beginnings
There's a hero no one can see
They've gotta go all the way
To prove their ability

Advancing through all the stages of hell
And those gay water levels
You can feel their approach
Like a fire flower in your blood

Nintendo heroes
They only have one purpose
In their lives
They'll train all the way
And get all the upgrades
Ready for their nemesis to arise

Nintendo heroes
They'll keep on fighting
'Till they've lost all their lives
They've gotta be cool
Or they've gotta be cute
To get their own franchise